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Original
No Good Idea Fairy
Mother
Remember to Look Both Ways
Proud Dad
Don't Come To Me For Advice
Mother F'er
Certified Problem Child
Locally Hated
Warning: Product Contains No Chill
Slightly Damaged Fully Functional
Unsolicited Advice Fee
Made in the 80's
Essential as F**k
Sh*t Creek Survior
Crayon Eater
Instigator
Taxation is Theft
Fucker
An Effort Was Made
Do Not Arrest This Person
Trying to Be Less Of An Asshole...
I Was Raised on Hose Water and Neglect FAFO
Don't Like My Attitude
