Asshole Merit Badge

Naked: Raw, unadulterated embroidery—perfect for the purists who prefer to sew it on permanently (not available for acrylic patches).

Adhesive: Heat-activated backing—just hit it with an iron or heat press to lock it down fast.

Velcro: It has, uh, velcro—the hook side stitched on and ready to slap onto your tactical gear.